|19 Tweets That Are Too Damn Real For Dog Owners|
|Sun, 21 May 2017 20:46:04 -0400|
More like the dog owns you, TBH.
|Ellen Had To Take A Deep Inhale After This Interview With Jessica Simpson|
|Mon, 22 May 2017 16:41:21 -0400|
Giving me Newlyweds teas…
Jessica Simpson stopped by Ellen on Monday to promote her clothing line and..................you just need to watch it:
The interview took a slightly awkward turn when Jessica couldn't recall exactly how long she and her husband Eric have been together, but eventually settled on seven.
Which is apparently a really long time for Jessica...
...BECAUSE SHE'S ONLY HAD SEVEN-YEAR RELATIONSHIPS WITH WOMEN???
Calm down, she meant her "besties."