|18 People Who Fucked Up Their Halloween Costumes|
|Sun, 15 Oct 2017 20:46:02 -0400|
When you dress up as an onion and people think it’s sperm…
SpongeBob, Patrick, and Gary:
"My friends and I were SpongeBob, Patrick, and Gary. We looked great all together, but when separated at parties everyone just asked if I was a unicorn or something."
"Tried to be an onion. Ended up a sperm. Most popular kid in the 5th grade."
"One year I went as grass..."
Elsa/Anna from Frozen:
"Well this is the costume I had for a musical Once. Guess what that play was. That’s right...Frozen!"
"My friends and I decided last minute to go to a Halloween party on campus but we had no costumes. My friend's boyfriend had just told her he had kidney stones so she wanted to be a kidney stone so she and her friend wore black trash bags while my friend and I wore pink sheets because we were the kidneys. Not great looking costumes but we won most creative!"
Leela from Futurama:
"This was my attempt at Leela from Futurama. Not seen: the obnoxious amount of purple hair spray I used that just made it look wet. Lesson learned."
A flying pig:
Blue Man Group:
"We were going as Blue Man Group, but accidentally bought purple paint."
"My mom dressed us up like the troll dolls. You know, the ones with the tall colorful hair and gem belly buttons? Looks like we got sliced open."
Cards Against Humanity:
"The easiest and truest Halloween costume I've ever done with my now ex boyfriend."
"Needless to say but my best friend and I didn’t get boyfriends till college."
"Wrecking Ball" video:
Whatever they could find:
"Me and my friend just put on whatever we could find to make a costume and this was the result."
"When I was 12, my mom tried to make me a cupcake costume hours before Halloween festivities began. When I went trick-or-treating, multiple individuals asked if I was intestines."
"One year we though it would be a really great idea to dress as 'hipsters.' Why did we think that this was a great idea? #hotmessexpress."
Edward Elric from Fullmetal Alchemist:
"Edward Elric from Fullmetal Alchemist. My friend wrapped her whole, bare arm, shoulder to fingertips, in duct tape. Trying to take it off afterwards totally sucked!"
Lieutenant Dan from Forrest Gump:
"At work, when Halloween comes Monday through Thursday, we dress up. One year, I threw out the idea that my mom be Lt. Dan from Forrest Gump. Makeshift wheelchair from an office chair, two hula hoops, and duct tape.
|The 26 Highest Moments In The History Of Humanity|
|Sat, 14 Oct 2017 20:16:03 -0400|
AKA the peak of humanity.
You know you're super high if your noodles keep disappearing:
You see hidden meanings in everything:
And you start to have some SERIOUS toast issues:
You know you're stoned as hell if flies start to disrespect you:
Your sleeping schedule is calculated:
And you have one of those life-changing conversations:
You know you're high as hell when you start making fine art:
Or make a list to beat all lists:
Or make your first Oscar-winning film:
You're absolutely high as shit if you get trapped like this:
Or if you start to see too much in your sink:
And especially if this happens to you:
You know you're high when you start seeing nugs:
Or you start trying to see as much as you can:
You know you're high when you start having thoughts like this:
And start having existential crises over potatoes:
You know you're high when you try to charge your water:
Or your plug:
Or your wallet:
You know you're high when you become a master engineer:
And a master magician:
And a master actor:
You know you're high when you subvert space and time:
Start dropping truth bombs:
Answer questions like this:
And make literally the most inexplicable meal in human history:
WHAT DOES IT MEAN.