18 People Who Fucked Up Their Halloween Costumes
Sun, 15 Oct 2017 20:46:02 -0400

When you dress up as an onion and people think it’s sperm…

SpongeBob, Patrick, and Gary:

SpongeBob, Patrick, and Gary:

"My friends and I were SpongeBob, Patrick, and Gary. We looked great all together, but when separated at parties everyone just asked if I was a unicorn or something."
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Onion/sperm:

Onion/sperm:

"Tried to be an onion. Ended up a sperm. Most popular kid in the 5th grade."
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Grass:

Grass:

"One year I went as grass..."
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Elsa/Anna from Frozen:

Elsa/Anna from Frozen:

"Well this is the costume I had for a musical Once. Guess what that play was. That’s right...Frozen!"
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Kidney/kidney stones:

Kidney/kidney stones:

"My friends and I decided last minute to go to a Halloween party on campus but we had no costumes. My friend's boyfriend had just told her he had kidney stones so she wanted to be a kidney stone so she and her friend wore black trash bags while my friend and I wore pink sheets because we were the kidneys. Not great looking costumes but we won most creative!"
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Leela from Futurama:

Leela from Futurama:

"This was my attempt at Leela from Futurama. Not seen: the obnoxious amount of purple hair spray I used that just made it look wet. Lesson learned."
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A flying pig:

A flying pig:

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Blue Man Group:

Blue Man Group:

"We were going as Blue Man Group, but accidentally bought purple paint."
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Troll dolls:

Troll dolls:

"My mom dressed us up like the troll dolls. You know, the ones with the tall colorful hair and gem belly buttons? Looks like we got sliced open."
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Justin Timberlake:

Justin Timberlake:

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Cards Against Humanity:

Cards Against Humanity:

"The easiest and truest Halloween costume I've ever done with my now ex boyfriend."
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Rubik's Cube:

Rubik's Cube:

"Needless to say but my best friend and I didn’t get boyfriends till college."
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"Wrecking Ball" video:

"Wrecking Ball" video:

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Whatever they could find:

Whatever they could find:

"Me and my friend just put on whatever we could find to make a costume and this was the result."
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Cupcake:

Cupcake:

"When I was 12, my mom tried to make me a cupcake costume hours before Halloween festivities began. When I went trick-or-treating, multiple individuals asked if I was intestines."
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Hipsters:

Hipsters:

"One year we though it would be a really great idea to dress as 'hipsters.' Why did we think that this was a great idea? #hotmessexpress."
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Edward Elric from Fullmetal Alchemist:

Edward Elric from Fullmetal Alchemist:

"Edward Elric from Fullmetal Alchemist. My friend wrapped her whole, bare arm, shoulder to fingertips, in duct tape. Trying to take it off afterwards totally sucked!"
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Lieutenant Dan from Forrest Gump:

Lieutenant Dan from Forrest Gump:

"At work, when Halloween comes Monday through Thursday, we dress up. One year, I threw out the idea that my mom be Lt. Dan from Forrest Gump. Makeshift wheelchair from an office chair, two hula hoops, and duct tape.
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The 26 Highest Moments In The History Of Humanity
Sat, 14 Oct 2017 20:16:03 -0400

AKA the peak of humanity.

You know you're super high if your noodles keep disappearing:

You know you're super high if your noodles keep disappearing:

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You see hidden meanings in everything:

You see hidden meanings in everything:

Twitter: @mamacitaa47

And you start to have some SERIOUS toast issues:

And you start to have some SERIOUS toast issues:

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You know you're stoned as hell if flies start to disrespect you:

You know you're stoned as hell if flies start to disrespect you:

Twitter: @realestniggantx

Your sleeping schedule is calculated:

Your sleeping schedule is calculated:

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And you have one of those life-changing conversations:

And you have one of those life-changing conversations:

Twitter: @druglordbean

You know you're high as hell when you start making fine art:

You know you're high as hell when you start making fine art:

Twitter: @sxdprincess

Or make a list to beat all lists:

Or make a list to beat all lists:

Twitter: @csydelko

Or make your first Oscar-winning film:

Or make your first Oscar-winning film:

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You're absolutely high as shit if you get trapped like this:

You're absolutely high as shit if you get trapped like this:

Twitter: @devALMXGHTY

Or if you start to see too much in your sink:

Or if you start to see too much in your sink:

Twitter: @lylarevilla

And especially if this happens to you:

And especially if this happens to you:

Twitter: @xxmdan

You know you're high when you start seeing nugs:

You know you're high when you start seeing nugs:

Twitter: @gentlemantype

Or you start trying to see as much as you can:

Or you start trying to see as much as you can:

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You know you're high when you start having thoughts like this:

You know you're high when you start having thoughts like this:

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And start having existential crises over potatoes:

And start having existential crises over potatoes:

Twitter: @fuckjerry

You know you're high when you try to charge your water:

You know you're high when you try to charge your water:

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Or your plug:

Or your plug:

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Or your wallet:

Or your wallet:

Twitter: @THCVibes420

You know you're high when you become a master engineer:

You know you're high when you become a master engineer:

Twitter: @hiighstory

And a master magician:

And a master magician:

Twitter: @Fleurfurr

And a master actor:

And a master actor:

Twitter: @Antwonishaaa

You know you're high when you subvert space and time:

You know you're high when you subvert space and time:

Twitter: @NEWAVE9X

Start dropping truth bombs:

Start dropping truth bombs:

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Answer questions like this:

Answer questions like this:

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And make literally the most inexplicable meal in human history:

And make literally the most inexplicable meal in human history:

WHAT DOES IT MEAN.

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