Jan Smitowicz's Author Blog
Thu, 25 Oct 2018 03:42:10 +0000
Got tired of linking to my old website when people wanted to read this, so meow it’s on my official page! I got vasectomized when I was 25 for free at Planned Parenthood, and it’s the best thing I’ve ever done for myself along with going vegan =) When you’re tired of stressing about birth, […]
The 21 Best Books for Stephen King Day!
Fri, 21 Sep 2018 20:55:10 +0000
Happy Stephen King Day! I just now made this up because it’s his birthday, but it’s long overdue. Today, 9/21/18, he turns 71 years old. It happens to be my spermdad’s birthday as well, but I know which one is more important 😉 Here on September 21st, Stephen King Day, I now present my list of […]
Speak Out, Even if They Don’t Seem to Care
Thu, 20 Sep 2018 18:18:43 +0000
JAN’S MOVING–TOO-MUCH-SHIT SALE OF MY BOOKS! (You don’t want to pass on deals this good!) This is from a recent exchange at the natural foods store. Hippy-dippy clerk ringing me up: Thank you for bringing your own bags! Me [ready to pounce]: Of course! I think every little thing matters; and every big thing 😊 […]
FREE 4-Day Download: My Post-Katrina New Orleans Piece!
Fri, 16 Feb 2018 04:36:20 +0000
~~DOWNLOAD KISS ME LIKE YOU MEAN IT HERE!~~ Readable on any device! Six months after Hurricane Katrina ravaged the Gulf Coast in 2005, I returned to my beloved New Orleans for the second time after the storm to do on-the-ground relief work with a DIY, anarchistic organization called Common Ground. Kiss Me Like You Mean It is […]
Rebel Hell Excerpt: Overpopulation [with images]
Fri, 29 Sep 2017 20:45:38 +0000
FROM REBEL HELL: DISABLED VEGAN GOES TO PRISON—  AVAILABLE WORLDWIDE! “(The Bureaucratic model is) merely an institutional design that allows for the relatively easy governance and control of human beings in massive, endless hordes. That’s right—I’m laying blame at the feet of rampant human overpopulation for the Bureaucrazy as well! And not without ample justification. I […]